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A Simple Test
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether
you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The
questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have
answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say; Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
Refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator; take
out the giraffe put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your
ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend...except one ... Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to
Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested
got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct
answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory
that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.